O my, Opinion!

Opinions are like… well, you know how it ends. Opinions are a double-edged sword. On one hand you should have enough life experience and brain activity to have an opinion on whatever you want, and on the other hand, you should realize you should really STFU about most of your opinions unless you went to college to formulate the aforementioned opinion like “Sir, it appears the cancer has gone into remission” or “According to my calculations and computer simulations, the bridge will not be able to support 13.76 semi trucks full of donuts .”

You should never aim to be the person who doesn’t have anything to say when asked. Unless, the question is about the Kardashians  (just my opinion, or course) you should have some logical (or at least an entertaining illogical) opinion on whatever. Be eloquent, entertaining, and/or endearing. Most of all, be flattered that someone values you enough to ask for your your input.

Because, let’s face it – WTF do we know? We’re all trying to figure this shit out. Whether “shit” is life in general, career goals, relationships, or Sudoku – we’re not experts on much.

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And while I’m on the subject of opinions and double-edge swords, why would an actual double-edge sword be a  bad thing?! You could slay in any direction you swing! In my opinion, double-edge swords are the bee’s knees (<— a idiom that should stay dead).

So, in conclusion, it’s cool to have an opinion, but STFU about it already… unless I ask and then, slay away, bruv (I’m a London poseur).

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